1:33:01
George is as drunk as a coot.
1:33:04
She wouldn't dare.
1:33:06
Yes, she would, and she is.
1:33:11
Coming up on crash.
1:33:12
All things bright and beautiful
1:33:15
Ten seconds to crash.
1:33:16
All creatures great and small
1:33:26
By God, now you've done it!
1:33:38
Five, four, three, two, one.
1:33:41
Cue camera three.
1:33:42
Cue driver.
1:33:44
Cue driver.
1:33:46
You look. I'm afraid.
1:33:51
Is she all right?
1:33:55
She's...
1:34:04
"She's dead, mate," Mr. Anderson.
"She's dead, mate."
1:34:08
Do please try and remember your lines.
There are only two of them.
1:34:12
How the hell can I say she's dead...
1:34:14
when Miss Buckridge
is lying there making faces at me?
1:34:17
But I'm not even on camera.
1:34:19
I know you're a novice in this medium,
Mr. Anderson...
1:34:24
but I would have thought
you'd have mastered...
1:34:26
the rudimentary technicalities by now.
1:34:31
- But, Freddie, she...
- Never mind.
1:34:33
Never mind, we've wasted enough time
and money already.
1:34:37
- Miss Buckridge.
- Yes, darling?
1:34:43
We all know that your knowledge
of television technique is encyclopedic.
1:34:47
Encyclopedic?
1:34:49
However, on this occasion, will you please
do us the favor of allowing me...
1:34:52
to decide when you are on camera
and when you are not?
1:34:56
Thank you.
1:34:58
We'll go back to the beginning of this scene.
This time, will all of our artists behave...