1:48:01
I did look for you at the house.
1:48:03
- You must have looked very hard.
- But you said...
1:48:06
We'll talk about that later.
1:48:11
Miss Buckridge.
1:48:14
What exactly are your plans for the future?
1:48:17
In point of fact, that was something
I was hoping to be able...
1:48:20
to discuss with Miss Buckridge myself.
1:48:22
I've had an absolutely marvelous idea.
1:48:26
I'm going to join the opposition.
1:48:27
- There you are, love.
- Thanks.
1:48:35
Yes, none of this soap opera stuff,
mind you. No.
1:48:39
I'm going to give the people
what they really want to watch:
1:48:42
commercials.
1:48:44
Sounds fascinating.
1:48:46
It is. It really is.
1:48:48
I've thought about this very seriously,
you know...
1:48:51
and I've sold the advertising people
a really revolutionary idea.
1:48:56
None of these subdued, feeble commercials.
1:49:00
I'm going to give them something really
with some punch.
1:49:05
I'm afraid that I don't quite understand
what is...
1:49:08
No, how could you?
1:49:10
Take false teeth, for instance.
1:49:13
It's low tide on the Thames Estuary.
1:49:16
There are four white-coated scientists...
1:49:19
trudging through the mud
in their gum boots.
1:49:26
Burying dentures to test brand x!
1:49:30
And then, flash. Cut!
1:49:36
There's blood and guts all over the place.
1:49:38
One of the scientists turns and says:
1:49:43
"If you've got false teeth...
1:49:45
"why don't you do what my old mom does.
1:49:49
"Don't bother
with all this scientific nonsense.
1:49:52
"Just scrub them with Johnson's Carbolic."