1:12:11
Have you gone mad?
1:12:13
Okay. Whats the joke?
1:12:16
- What do you mean?
- I dont know how you rigged it...
1:12:18
but Im sure that cars a real cutup
when a convention comes to town.
1:12:20
- What in the name of heaven--
- If Id wanted a trick car...
1:12:22
I would have bought one
in a joke shop.
1:12:24
Allow me to say that I havent the
slightest idea what youre talking about.
1:12:27
You come blithering up
in that beastly little car...
1:12:29
and assault
my personal Rolls-Royce!
1:12:32
I brought it back.
I want my money.
1:12:34
I want the papers I signed,
and then Ill get out of here...
1:12:37
and you two clowns can--
can have your little laugh.
1:12:39
Mr Douglas, if there is
anything wrong with the car...
1:12:41
would you be good enough
to tell me what it is?
1:12:44
Well, theres nothing
essentially wrong with the car...
1:12:46
its just that it wants to go one way
and Id like to go the other.
1:12:48
Well, whatever it is, none of it is
covered in our gilt-edge guarantee.
1:12:51
- That I can tell you.
- Oh, Im sure of that.
- If you examine paragraph 1 2--
1:12:54
Excuse me, Mr Thorndyke,
but, uh, I--
1:12:56
if I sold this gentleman the car,
I feel a certain responsibility.
1:12:59
Do you mind if I try it?
1:13:06
Miss Bennett!
Our dinner engagement.
1:13:09
I wont be a minute.
1:13:15
Seems to be acting all right now.
1:13:18
Sometimes new car owners
have a tendency
to exaggerate their problems.
1:13:22
We get that all the time.
1:13:24
Believe me, when I was
in this car alone, it was--
1:13:27
Just treat it gently at first.
It really is quite a fine little automobile.
1:13:32
Have you had much
experience with cars?
1:13:35
Look, lady. By profession,
Im a racing driver.
1:13:38
Oh, that Jim Douglas.
1:13:41
What do you mean,
That Jim Douglas?
1:13:43
Lets see, two years ago
at Laguna Seca, you spun out...
1:13:47
and hung a beautiful Buick Special
on the back fence.
1:13:50
At Willow Springs,
was it a year ago last February...
1:13:54
you sprayed a Lotus
all over the infield.
1:13:56
How do you know all that?
1:13:58
I have trouble with names and faces,
but I never forget a car.