The Odd Couple
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Who?
:19:03
Who? Felix and Frances who.
They broke up.

:19:06
The entire marriage is through.
:19:08
You're kidding.
:19:10
After 12 years?
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They were such a happy couple.
:19:14
He'll go to pieces.
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He'll try something crazy.
:19:17
That's all he talked about...
his wife and kids.

:19:19
He'll kill himself.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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He'll kill himself!
:19:23
Stop being a cop
for two minutes!

:19:25
Where did he go?
:19:27
He went to kill himself.
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Are you serious?
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She said he didn't
want to do it at home

:19:33
because the kids were sleeping.
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Why?
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Because Felix is a nut.
:19:37
Did he say, "I'm going
to kill myself"?

:19:40
I don't know.
She didn't read it to me.

:19:43
He left a note?
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No. He sent a telegram.
:19:45
A suicide telegram?
Who sends a suicide telegram?

:19:48
Felix the nut, that's who.
:19:49
Can you imagine getting it?
:19:51
She even has to
tip the kid a quarter.

:20:04
Maybe he's bluffing.
We get these every day.

:20:06
All they want is sympathy.
:20:08
We got a guy who
calls every Saturday

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from the George
Washington Bridge.

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You never can tell
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what a guy will do
when he's hysterical.

:20:15
9 times out of 10,
they don't jump.

:20:16
What about the 10th time?
:20:18
They jump. He's right.
There's a possibility.

:20:20
Not with Felix.
He's too nervous to kill himself.

:20:23
He wears his seat belt
in a drive-in movie.

:20:29
If you're going to
kill yourself,

:20:31
where's the safest place
to do it?

:20:33
With your friends, right?
Open the door!

:20:35
He may be hysterical.
Let's play it nice and easy.

:20:39
Like they do
to those guys on a ledge.

:20:41
What do we say?
:20:43
Nothing.
:20:44
Are you through
with this discussion?

:20:45
He could have hung himself
in the hall.

:20:48
Vinnie, open the door.
:20:49
Remember, like we
don't know nothing.

:20:56
Oh, hi, Felix.
:20:58
Hi.

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