The Odd Couple
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Don't you understand?
I want you to move in.

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Why? I'm a pest.
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I know you're a pest.
Don't keep telling me.

:39:06
Why do you want me
to move in?

:39:07
Because I can't stand
living alone, that's why.

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For crying out loud,
I'm proposing to you.

:39:11
What do you want...
a ring?

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Oscar, if you mean it,
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there's a lot
I can do around here.

:39:17
I'm very handy
around the house.

:39:18
I know how to fix things.
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I fixed my wife's
hair dryer.

:39:21
I don't have a hair dryer.
Blanche took it.

:39:23
Well, let me do
something.

:39:24
I got to do something.
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You can take my wife's
initials off the towels.

:39:28
You can sleep in here,
Brucey's room.

:39:31
I can cook, you know?
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I'm a terrific cook.
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You don't
have to cook.

:39:36
I got enough potato chips
for a year.

:39:38
Two meals a day at home.
We'll save a fortune.

:39:40
We got to pay alimony,
you know.

:39:41
OK, Felix,
you can cook.

:39:43
You like leg of lamb?
I'll make it this weekend.

:39:45
Oh, I got to call Frances.
She's got my big pot.

:39:48
Hey, will you
forget Frances?

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We'll get
our own pots.

:39:51
Don't drive me crazy
before you move in.

:39:54
[Telephone Ringing]
:39:55
Well, listen,
Oscar, uh, hey,

:39:58
if I do anything
that irritates you

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or gets on your nerves,
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don't be afraid
to tell me.

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It's your apartment.
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I don't want
to irritate you.

:40:07
Hello.
Oh, hello, Frances.

:40:08
I'm not here.
I'm not here.

:40:10
You haven't
heard from me.

:40:12
You don't know
where I've been.

:40:13
I didn't call.
I'm not here.

:40:15
Yes, he's here.
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Yes.
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How's she sound?
Is she worried?

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What's she saying?
Is she crying?

:40:22
Does she want
to speak to me?

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I don't want to
talk to her.

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He's going to
stay here with me.

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Tell her I'm not coming back.
I've had it.

:40:30
I've taken just
as much as she has.

:40:32
I'm human,
too, you know.

:40:34
She's not
the only one

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that's suffered
in this marriage.

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Tell her that.
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Yes, he's fine.
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Don't tell her
I'm fine!

:40:40
You heard how
I was carrying on.

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I was going to
kill myself.

:40:44
Why did you tell her
I'm fine?

:40:45
Yes, I understand,
Frances.

:40:47
Ask her if she wants
to speak to me.

:40:48
Do you want
to speak to him?

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Give me the phone.
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You don't want
to speak to him.

:40:53
OK, good night,
Frances.

:40:54
She doesn't want
to speak to me?

:40:57
No.
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Why did she call?

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