1:00:01
What is it?
1:00:03
Let's start with
what time you think it is.
1:00:05
What time?
I don't know...7:30?
1:00:08
7:30? Try 8:00.
1:00:10
All right, so it's 8:00. So?
1:00:12
So you said you'd be home at 7:00.
1:00:14
Is that what I said?
1:00:15
"I'll be home at 7:00"
is what you said.
1:00:17
So I said I'd be home at 7:00,
and it's 8:00.
1:00:20
So what's the problem?
1:00:21
If you knew you were
going to be late,
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why didn't you call me?
1:00:27
I couldn't call you. I was busy.
1:00:29
Too busy to pick up a phone?
Where were you?
1:00:30
I was in the office working.
1:00:32
In the office working?
1:00:34
I called your office at 7:00.
You were gone.
1:00:35
It took me an hour to get home.
1:00:36
I couldn't get a cab.
1:00:38
Since when do they have cabs
in Hannigan's Bar?
1:00:41
Hey, wait a minute, will you?
1:00:42
I want to get this down
on a tape recorder
1:00:44
because nobody's going to believe me.
1:00:45
You mean now I got to call you
1:00:47
if I'm coming home
late for dinner?
1:00:48
Not any dinner...
1:00:50
Just the ones that I've
been slaving over
1:00:52
since 5:00 this afternoon
1:00:53
to help save you money
1:00:55
to pay your wife's alimony.
1:00:57
Felix, this is no time
1:00:59
to have a domestic quarrel.
1:01:01
We got two girls
coming down here any minute.
1:01:04
You mean you told them
to be here at 8:00?
1:01:07
I don't remember what I said.
1:01:08
7:30, 8:00...What the hell
difference does it make?
1:01:10
I'll tell you what the hell
difference it makes!
1:01:12
You told me they would
be here at 7:30.
1:01:14
You were going to be here at 7:00,
1:01:15
help me with the hors d'oeuvres,
1:01:17
then at 7:30 they get here,
1:01:18
and we have drinks... cocktails.
1:01:20
At 8:00 we're going to eat dinner.
1:01:21
Well, it's now 8:00,
and my dinner's finished.
1:01:23
The meat loaf is done!
1:01:24
Now if we don't eat
within 15 seconds,
1:01:26
the whole damn thing
will be dried out!
1:01:28
God help me.
1:01:30
Never mind helping you!
1:01:31
Tell him to save my meat loaf!
1:01:36
Can't you keep it warm?
1:01:38
What do you think I am...
the Magic Chef?
1:01:40
I'm lucky I got it
to come out at 8:00...
1:01:42
Wh-Wh-What am I going to do?
1:01:44
I don't know. Keep
pouring gravy on it.
1:01:46
Wh-Wh-What gravy?
1:01:47
Don't you have any gravy?
1:01:49
Where am I going to
get gravy at 8:00?
1:01:50
I don't know.
1:01:51
I thought it comes
when you cook the meat.
1:01:53
When you cook the meat...
1:01:54
You don't know what
you're talking about.
1:01:56
You just don't know,
because you've got to make gravy.
1:01:58
It doesn't come!