The Odd Couple
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1:15:01
No. That's right.
1:15:03
George and I were never happy...
1:15:06
not for one single, solitary day.
1:15:11
This is ridiculous!
1:15:12
I don't know what brought this on.
1:15:13
I was feeling so good
a few minutes ago.

1:15:16
I haven't cried since I was 14.
1:15:23
Is everybody happy?
1:15:33
What the hell happened?
1:15:34
Nothing, nothing.
1:15:35
Nothing? I'm gone three minutes,
1:15:36
and I walk into a funeral parlor.
1:15:38
What did you say to them?
1:15:39
I didn't say anything to them.
Don't start in on me.

1:15:42
I can't leave you alone
for five seconds.

1:15:44
If you really want to cry,
go in the kitchen

1:15:46
and look at your meat loaf.
1:15:47
Well, why didn't you call me?
1:15:50
Girls, I'm terribly sorry...
1:15:52
really I am.
1:15:53
I forgot to warn you
about Felix.

1:15:55
He's a walking soap opera!
1:15:58
I think he's the dearest thing
1:16:00
I've ever met.
1:16:02
He's so sensitive,
1:16:04
so fragile.
1:16:05
I just want to
bundle him up in my arms

1:16:08
and take care of him.
1:16:18
I think when he comes out
of that kitchen,

1:16:20
you may have to.
1:16:24
We better get some
corned beef sandwiches.

1:16:26
No, wait, Felix.
1:16:29
Maybe we can salvage it.
1:16:31
Yeah, let's see it.
1:16:33
See it? See what?
$4.80 worth of ashes?

1:16:35
I'd throw it down the incinerator,
1:16:37
but it won't burn twice.
1:16:41
l...l...I've got
a wonderful idea.

1:16:44
Why don't we eat up at our place?
1:16:46
That's a wonderful idea!
1:16:48
That is, if you don't
mind taking potluck.

1:16:50
I'm crazy about potluck!
1:16:51
Of course,
it's awfully hot up there.

1:16:53
You'll have to take off
your jackets.

1:16:54
We can always open up
a refrigerator!

1:16:56
Give us five minutes
to get into our cooking things.

1:16:58
Five minutes?
1:16:59
Can't you make it four?
I'm starving.


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