:34:00
Tender ninny!
:34:06
Okay. All right.
Now, all right.
:34:08
I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm in teeth!
:34:12
And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia
single-handed to fight oral ignorance!
:34:17
And I intend to go
further west!
:34:19
West is that way.
:34:21
West! And I'm gonna
find me a couple of horses,
:34:24
and I'm leaving on
the next wagon train out!
:34:27
Now what do you think
about that?
:34:29
Um, are you going to take your
tree and your dog along with you?
:34:50
I'm sorry about your
husband passin'on, ma'am,
:34:53
but rules are rules
and I gotta stick to 'em.
:34:55
No women alone
on the wagon train.
:34:58
Uh, look, Mr. Welsh, I have
got to get on this wagon train.
:35:00
No single women.
Company rules.
:35:03
Well, I've got to find some way.
:35:05
The only thing I can recommend is you find
yourself a husband by 5:00 tomorrow mornin'.
:35:10
A husband?
Mm-hmm.
:35:11
All you need is somethin'
wearin' pants goin' that way.
:35:17
Uh, west is that...
:35:21
way.