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Uh, there's something that l...
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I have to tell you.
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Come on, Doc.
Speak up.
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No. No more.
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Now, I don't want you to think
that I'm not grateful for the drinks,
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and for your all being
so nice and everything.
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But, uh, well, I'm just
gonna tell you straight out.
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Doc the Heywood,
the well-known Indian fighter,
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is a fake.
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It's true! It is absolutely true!
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Just as long as I'm standing here,
right here, right now. It's the truth.
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Well, Doc, somebody
killed them dozen Indians.
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Now, who killed 'em?
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My wife.
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Just a second.!
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Just a second.
Hold 'er up.
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You got the Kid because
we all seen it. Right!
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You got him... zang! With one
shot while you was a-fallin' down!
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That's right!
Clean shot!
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My wife got him
from a window.
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I wasted all my shots like a
darned dumbbell! Don't you remember?
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I shot two at the can,
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two at the sign,
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one at the skillet...
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and one in the pants.
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All right now!
Hold it! Hold it!
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I was watchin' the whole thing.
Now, let's see. There was, uh,
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there was two at the can,
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two at the sign,
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one at the skillet...
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and one in the pants.
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Two in the can,
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two at the sign,
one at the skillet...
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and one in the pants.