Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

If you hadn't have told me,
then that would have been cheating.

I know what cheating is.
Cheating is when you ball a chick
that's not your wife. That's cheating!

I feel...
closer to you
than I've ever felt in my whole life.

I feel that...
you're sharing something so personal.
I feel very moved that you trust me.
You didn't do anything wrong.
You're an attractive, beautiful man.
And you love your wife,
and you love your child.

Honey, you didn't do anything wrong.
And I love you.
What was she like?
- The girl.
- Very nice.

- Pretty?
- Yeah.

- She looked a little like Candy Bergen.
- Too bad she didn't look like Edgar Bergen.

You are jealous!
I'm joking.
I'm just making a joke.
Can't I be curious without being jealous?

Carol, we had sex, that's all.
Who made the first move?
- You know, when you...
- Show me.

- Come on.
- Come on.

Tell me what happened after that.
We wound up in my hotel room...
and then we started fooling around.