1:04:03
- I know.
- But you know, I still think you're crazy.
1:04:06
That's your problem. That's your bag.
1:04:10
I really can't tell anymore...
1:04:12
whether it's coming out
of your mouth or hers or what.
1:04:14
You've never in your whole life...
1:04:16
had such prurient thoughts yourself,
is that it?
1:04:20
No, I've thought about it.
1:04:23
Hi, there. I couldn't help noticing you.
1:04:28
I find you absolutely
an extremely attractive man.
1:04:31
I would like to give you a little jump rope.
1:04:33
I realize, of course, that you're married,
but I promise there'll be no complications.
1:04:45
There's a double standard operating here,
and I'm not gonna play that game.
1:04:51
I am not gonna do anything
I don't want my wife to do.
1:04:53
And you know something?
1:04:55
I don't believe that you could handle it
if Carol had an affair, God forbid.
1:05:00
I could handle it.
1:05:03
Go play over there.
1:05:05
I've looked at other women.
I've had feelings. Alice never ever...
1:05:10
Let's play choo-choo train.
1:05:14
- Go play over...
- Choo-choo train! Let's go!
1:05:16
Remember when I went to New York
last year?
1:05:18
I had a lot of work to do.
I was there for two and a half days.
1:05:23
So they assigned me
one of those temporary secretaries.
1:05:26
And she was...
1:05:29
- Here's your drink, darling.
- Thank you very much.
1:05:31
- Ted, do you want one?
- No.
1:05:40
She was a very lovely woman.
1:05:43
Naomi.
1:05:45
You wouldn't know her.
She lives in New York.
1:05:47
She was divorced...
1:05:50
and she was earning a living,
and she was beautiful.
1:05:54
We were working late...
1:05:57
and there was an attraction.
1:05:59
You know, when a woman looks at you,
and you know. You know?