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:43:03
For your information, sir,
Toni and I are getting married.

:43:07
- She didn't tell me.
- Why should she?

:43:09
Hey, Igor. That's a new towel.
:43:12
Hello, Julian.
:43:15
I just heard the good news.
Congratulations.

:43:18
Thanks, Igor. It'll take a while yet.
:43:21
- First there's the divorce.
- We haven't gotten our divorce yet?

:43:24
Would you give Tarzan here
his electric razor?

:43:27
I'm sorry, Igor. I should have returned it.
:43:29
So, you haven't gotten the divorce yet?
:43:31
I'd like to have you in my chair
for five minutes.

:43:35
- Thanks.
- Next time, don't come in that outfit.

:43:38
You want me to get all dressed up
to shave?

:43:41
How come you're so late?
:43:44
Julian, I had a visitor at the shop
this afternoon. Your wife.

:43:47
- She came?
- She was magnificent.

:43:50
Handled herself beautifully.
She's a real lady.

:43:53
Well, I don't marry just anybody.
:43:56
- Then everything is all cleared up?
- Julian, you lied to me.

:43:59
Never! What did she tell you? I deny it.
:44:01
You may not be aware of it yourself,
but your wife still loves you.

:44:06
I'm telling you, your wife still loves you.
:44:09
Did she not tell you
that she agrees to a divorce?

:44:12
She's only doing it to make you happy.
She's crazy about you.

:44:17
Stay calm. Tell me what the damn fool...
What my wife said.

:44:21
Well, it's not what she said,
it's what she didn't say.

:44:24
Tell me what she didn't say.
Word for word.

:44:26
It was the way she talked about you,
your barber, your shirts, handkerchiefs.

:44:31
I got all choked up.
:44:34
And she mentioned
those chicken and egg salad sandwiches.

:44:38
You mean to say that
she bragged about her damn sandwiches?

:44:41
She didn't brag. She just told me.
It sounded as if they were made with love.

:44:45
They were made
with too much mayonnaise.

:44:47
Next time I'm going to smack her
right across the mouth with it.

:44:52
There's a cruel streak in you.
This fine woman who...

:44:55
"This fine woman"?
Suddenly you're my wife's lawyer.

:44:58
- You wanted to see her. I fixed it.
- That was a mistake.


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