:45:18
I thought you quit.
:45:20
I came to pick up my cactus.
:45:22
What are you doing in the office
on a Saturday?
:45:25
Last night I had twelve Mexican Missiles.
This is where I splashed down.
:45:29
- Is everything all right with you and Toni?
- Things are straightened out.
:45:33
I might add,
without your help and interference.
:45:37
I'm so happy for you.
:45:39
Well, I'm not very happy for me.
Toni and I have split up.
:45:43
What?
:45:44
I went to see her and I told her
that you wouldn't agree to a divorce.
:45:50
- Very clever.
- What's so funny?
:45:52
Nothing, except that I went and told her
that we weren't married.
:45:55
- Why'd you do that?
- I thought I'd fix things.
:45:58
At least somebody
would get what he wanted.
:46:01
You just can't stop making
chicken and egg sandwiches.
:46:04
Why did you have to go there and lie?
:46:05
Because it was the only way
I could get out of marrying her.
:46:09
- Don't you want to marry her?
- No.
:46:11
It's always been a mistake,
and when I caught her with Igor, I knew it.
:46:15
But she thinks Igor is a child.
:46:17
I saw him come through the window
with a diaper on.
:46:20
He made me feel like an idiot.
I got out as fast as I could.
:46:23
I understand why you went out
and got drunk.
:46:26
You don't understand.
You see, when I left there, I was angry.
:46:29
Furious! Homicidal!
:46:31
- So you killed a quart of tequila?
- Please, stop interrupting.
:46:34
I was sore as hell at Toni,
and then suddenly it was like magic.
:46:38
My anger disappeared and
I suddenly felt a delicious sense of relief.
:46:41
I said to myself,
"Julian, thank God, at last you're out of it.
:46:45
"You can go home to your wife."
:46:47
I bounced down the stairs, singing,
and I suddenly remembered I had no wife.
:46:51
When I got home, there'd be nobody.
:46:53
When I got back to the office,
you wouldn't be here either.
:46:56
So then you hung one on.
It's marvellous, Doc.