Cactus Flower
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:15:02
- You do it.
- Well, I'll be happy to.

:15:05
- What's this?
- I ordered you some new shirts.

:15:08
Yours are frayed around the collar.
:15:10
You should change laundry.
They use too much starch.

:15:12
- Stop mothering me.
- Here's a letter for you, Doctor.

:15:15
When I'm through with Mr. Greenfield.
:15:26
Rinse, please.
:15:35
So, you went up to her place.
You had a few drinks...

:15:39
Oh, yes. The stewardess. Beautiful girl.
:15:46
- Then what happened?
- Nothing. Toni stopped me.

:15:50
- She showed up?
- In my mind.

:15:52
Suddenly I saw her face before me
and I couldn't go through with it.

:15:55
- I left, walked out.
- You wasted a whole stewardess?

:15:59
Open.
:16:04
- You going to get married?
- Married? Who said that?

:16:07
- lf you feel that way about your girl...
- I feel that way because she's my girl.

:16:11
You'd never catch me
feeling that way about a wife.

:16:13
I've got a perfect setup.
Why spoil it by getting married?

:16:16
That's a very healthy outlook.
What about her?

:16:19
All girls want to get married.
I've been subdivided three times.

:16:24
Not Toni Simmons.
She thinks I'm already married.

:16:27
You pulled that old stunt, huh?
:16:30
The minute I met her, I knew
this girl could make me do anything.

:16:33
So just to protect myself in the clinches...
:16:35
...I told her
that I had a wife and three children.

:16:38
- Three children is a nice touch.
- I told it to her right away...

:16:42
...so everything between us
is open and aboveboard.

:16:45
Very good.
:16:46
That's such a big, dirty, rotten, filthy lie,
it has class.

:16:53
Now, I'm going to put this back.
It should hold you till next week.


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