1:03:00
Don't apologize. After all,
it was I who told you to be nice to her.
1:03:05
Of course,
it was up to you to decide how nice.
1:03:07
Look, Toni, it's nothing like that.
1:03:11
You see, the fact is, Stephanie is...
1:03:13
- Yes?
- Miss Simmons.
1:03:16
Would you step in here
for a moment, please?
1:03:19
Yes, Mr. Shirley.
1:03:21
May I ask what's going on here?
1:03:23
This gentleman is looking for a stereo
to match the colour of his wife's mink.
1:03:29
When I think how many nuts are running
around loose in this town... Carry on.
1:03:35
Now, go ahead.
You were saying, Stephanie is...
1:03:38
Yes, you see, Stephanie is...
1:03:43
Come on, let's have it. You know me.
I can forgive anything but a lie.
1:03:48
Forget it.
1:03:49
Let me try to help.
You have a problem with Stephanie, right?
1:03:52
- Let's see, she drinks?
- No.
1:03:55
- She's a kleptomaniac?
- No.
1:03:58
She takes acid?
1:04:01
There's only one other thing I know a man
would really be ashamed to talk about.
1:04:05
Stephanie is no nymphomaniac.
1:04:08
I guessed it.
That's what you came here to tell me?
1:04:14
- Give me all the details.
- What can I tell you?
1:04:16
Except my wife is a slave to her desires.
1:04:19
That's a very sweet way
of describing a nympho.
1:04:21
You can imagine
what my life has been like.
1:04:23
You've got to take the children
from her immediately.
1:04:26
Why? It's not catching.
1:04:28
You've got to fight her for custody.
1:04:33
Come to think of it,
the children don't look much like you.
1:04:36
The whole thing
is too painful to talk about.
1:04:38
You poor darling.
When I think of that awful woman.
1:04:41
What am I saying? She's not awful.
She's marvellous. I admire her courage.
1:04:45
Now that the whole ugly story is out,
we'll never mention her name again.
1:04:54
You know what I was doing
when you arrived?
1:04:56
Sending a present to Stephanie.
She likes Horowitz. What's her address?
1:04:59
Just send it to the office.
Miss Dickinson will forward it.