1:35:09
I thought you quit.
1:35:11
I came to pick up my cactus.
1:35:13
What are you doing in the office
on a Saturday?
1:35:16
Last night I had twelve Mexican Missiles.
This is where I splashed down.
1:35:20
- Is everything all right with you and Toni?
- Things are straightened out.
1:35:24
I might add,
without your help and interference.
1:35:28
I'm so happy for you.
1:35:30
Well, I'm not very happy for me.
Toni and I have split up.
1:35:34
What?
1:35:35
I went to see her and I told her
that you wouldn't agree to a divorce.
1:35:41
- Very clever.
- What's so funny?
1:35:43
Nothing, except that I went and told her
that we weren't married.
1:35:46
- Why'd you do that?
- I thought I'd fix things.
1:35:48
At least somebody
would get what he wanted.
1:35:52
You just can't stop making
chicken and egg sandwiches.
1:35:54
Why did you have to go there and lie?
1:35:56
Because it was the only way
I could get out of marrying her.
1:36:00
- Don't you want to marry her?
- No.
1:36:02
It's always been a mistake,
and when I caught her with Igor, I knew it.
1:36:06
But she thinks Igor is a child.
1:36:07
I saw him come through the window
with a diaper on.
1:36:10
He made me feel like an idiot.
I got out as fast as I could.
1:36:14
I understand why you went out
and got drunk.
1:36:16
You don't understand.
You see, when I left there, I was angry.
1:36:20
Furious! Homicidal!
1:36:22
- So you killed a quart of tequila?
- Please, stop interrupting.
1:36:25
I was sore as hell at Toni,
and then suddenly it was like magic.
1:36:29
My anger disappeared and
I suddenly felt a delicious sense of relief.
1:36:32
I said to myself,
"Julian, thank God, at last you're out of it.
1:36:36
"You can go home to your wife."
1:36:38
I bounced down the stairs, singing,
and I suddenly remembered I had no wife.
1:36:42
When I got home, there'd be nobody.
1:36:44
When I got back to the office,
you wouldn't be here either.
1:36:47
So then you hung one on.
It's marvellous, Doc.
1:36:50
That's very nice, Doctor.
1:36:55
- Stephanie.
- Doctor.
1:36:59
I think I'm going to kiss you.