:10:01
I tried it. When i landed in north africa,
i was gonna win the war that day.
:10:05
In normandy it was gonna be
the next day, the next week.
:10:08
At the siegfried line i figured,
"maybe it'll take me a year."
:10:12
When i saw it becoming centuries,
i came here and started a family...
:10:16
...and a reasonable business.
:10:18
End the war.
:10:21
Game, rossi?
:10:23
How you gonna take a tank away
from the germans? It's theirs.
:10:26
Bazooka.
:10:29
Aim for hitting a track.
They bounce off the armour.
:10:33
- You game, rossi?
- Yes, but i'm not crazy.
:10:38
Screw the castle.
I've got a better idea.
:10:42
My idea is that we stay here
and pass out bread to both sides.
:10:46
We can't do that, rossi,
it would upset the whole war.
:10:52
Furthermore...
:10:54
furthermore...
:10:58
...we had our idea first.
:11:00
Are you ordering me
into a german tank?
:11:05
No. Just give us some more bread.
:11:08
Bread, bread, bread!
Bread is for people that wanna live.
:11:12
No bread?
:11:15
Then we'll count you out.
:11:17
- Did you hear a scream?
- No.
:11:20
Like a woman. Or an eagle.
:11:23
Or a world coming to an end.
:11:26
Everything i've never heard.
:11:28
Nothing.
:11:32
- I don't wanna be alone.
- Then we'll count you in?
:11:36
Yeah. We'll shove the castle
up their ass.
:11:40
Tell the major, the cowboy, that
knight... tell the buffalo to deal me in.
:11:45
Let's get a bazooka.
:11:50
It was so quiet around here.
:11:56
And business was so good.