1:11:03
and when I got about 70 yards from her,
in middle of t'field,
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I called her.
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"Kes. Kes. Come on, Kes. Come on, then."
1:11:14
Nowt happened. So I thought
"l'd better walk back and pick her up."
1:11:17
So while I were walkin' back,
I saw her flyin'. She came like a bomb!
1:11:22
About a yard off t'floor, like lightning,
head still, and you couldn't hear t'wings.
1:11:26
There weren't a sound from t'wings.
And straight onto t'glove. Wham!
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And she grabbed me for t'meat.
1:11:33
I were pleased wi' missen,
and I didn't know what to do.
1:11:35
So I thought I better do it again,
just to prove it weren't luck.
1:11:39
So I took her back onto t'post,
1:11:43
and walked up into t'middle of t'field,
and called her again.
1:11:46
And she came just as good as first time,
straight onto t'glove, grabbin' for t'meat.
1:11:51
Well, that were it, sir. l'd trained her, sir,
and that were all I could do.
1:11:55
I think you've done enough.
Well done, Billy. Big hand of applause.
1:11:59
1:12:12
- Got owt, Casper?
- Nay.
1:12:14
Tha never has. Tha just cadges. Casper
the Cadger, they ought to call thee.
1:12:19
- I wouldn't give thee owt if I had.
- I'll give thee summat.
1:12:22
What tha goin' for?
Don't tha like company?
1:12:25
They say thi mother does. Tha's
got more uncles than any other kid.
1:12:28
- Shut thi mouth!
- Make me.
1:12:30
- Tha wouldn't say that to our Jud.
- Your Jud's nowt.
1:12:34
What? He's cock of t'estate.
1:12:36
- I know somebody who could do him.
- Who? Thi father?
1:12:40
- He in't even thi brother.
- What is he? Me sister?
1:12:43
They don't even call him Casper.
1:12:45
Course he's me brother!
We live int' same house, don't we?
1:12:50
Get him! Get him!
1:12:59