:16:00
But what plan would be more
convenient, then ? The cash ?
:16:03
- Gee, l don't know.
- Or they have a Catholic Honor Plan.
:16:05
- Good afternoon. How are you ?
- Hello.
:16:08
l'm Mr. Baker from the church.
l'm from St. Brendan's.
:16:11
Oh, l seen you outside of church, huh ?
You're not gonna buy another--
:16:14
ls this-- Are you related,
Mrs. McDonald ?
:16:17
Yeah, by friendship,
that's how. My best pal.
:16:20
- ls this your best buddy ? Good.
- Sure.
:16:22
- Well, l'll tell you,
you got a good friend there.
- l know l have.
:16:26
I told them about those Scotchmen.
What's your last name ?
:16:28
- Wadja.
- Mrs. Wadja, I said, did you hear
about the Scotchman...
:16:31
that loaned the lrishman
a half a dollar ?
:16:34
l'll ask you. Did you hear
about the Scotchman that loaned the--
:16:37
l've heard many of them. l heard
about the one that was gonna get--
:16:40
No, the Scotchman and the Jew
and the lrishman who where gonna
get a beating for something--
:16:46
But, anyway,
what about the half dollar ?
:16:48
- Have you ever heard about them ?
- l think l have.
:16:51
l-l can't tell it to you.
But no, you say, ''l never have,''
and l'll say, ''You never will.''
:16:56
- See ?
- [ Laughing ] l see.
:16:59
Now, would you want to pay
it each month, then ?
:17:03
Five a month ?
Or do you want to C.O.D. it ?
:17:07
I could pay a little deposit
on it now to make it binding.
:17:11
Hey, thanks a lot. Oh !
:17:14
There you are!
Now you're a member of the family.
:17:16
- [ lndistinct ]
- That's why we have lumps on our heads.
:17:20
[ Clears Throat ] And this is your
receipt. l'll get you a brand-new set.
:17:24
But l just have to go down to the car,
and l'll bring one up.
:17:28
Hey, I'll just take this
out of my car.
:17:32
l got no pitches.
:17:34
- None at all, huh ?
- Not one in.
:17:37
One home at all ?
Not one.
:17:39
- You know the one
that asked for the Bible ?
- Yeah.
:17:41
She wasn't home. The other one
wasn't home. The two of them.
:17:47
- Well, l have to deliver this.
- All right.
:17:50
- lt's right up the street.
- Okay.