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:36:00
Only you were missing.
:36:03
Blood pudding, giblets...
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a Spanish pastry with warm honey,
one snail for each person...

:36:07
and the main course,
bear with goose eggs!

:36:10
My wife ate so much of that dish...
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that she threw it all up.
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If bears can eat people...
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why shouldn't people be able to..?
:36:19
Hey, what is going on here?
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I'll split your head open!
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May I grow in wealth and not in weight...
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If I don't cut your ears off
when we get home.

:36:30
How does that sound, Aruspicius?
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That sound is clearer...
:36:36
a sign of change.
:36:38
Are you expecting anyone this weekend?
:36:42
Try again.
:36:44
I'm happy for you; this sounds good.
:36:54
A very well-bred young boy
who cheers up my life...

:36:56
and fills me with satisfaction...
:36:59
Come here. Don't you want to sit by me,
right by your old uncle?

:37:03
Have you ever seen
such a sweet little creature?

:37:12
I can't believe you're carrying on like
this right in front of me!

:37:15
You female pile of shit!
I bought you at the slave market...

:37:18
I turned you into a human being!
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What are you talking about?
You bought me?

:37:22
Habinnas, take her statue
out of my mausoleum...

:37:26
Otherwise, we'll still be at each other
when we're dead.

:37:28
You battle-axe!
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You're old and ugly...take that!
:37:36
I built her a palace, but listen to her!
:37:39
She's puffed-up like a frog!
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But I'll make you bite your tongue!
:37:46
I love the boy because he's clever,
not because he's pretty.

:37:50
He already can divide by ten,
read a book on first sight...

:37:53
and he bought a chair for himself.
:37:55
Why are you still crying, you hag?
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Just remember you owe
all this luxurious living to me!


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