:25:02
You've broken the law.
:25:05
You defrauded Trans Global.
:25:08
They can prosecute you.
:25:10
But they wouldn't, would they?
:25:12
lt wouldn't be very good
public relations to prosecute
:25:16
a little old lady because she
wanted to visit her daughter.
:25:24
-May l have one?
-Well, sure.
:25:26
On the plane, the beef
was a little too well done,
:25:30
and the salad dressing
had garlic in it.
:25:33
You should tell them, my dear,
:25:35
that very often elderly people
can't tolerate garlic.
:25:39
Gives them gas.
:25:41
Well, l'll certainly mention it
to our chef. Thank you.
:25:45
Not at all.
:25:47
TANYA: Look, Mrs. Quonsett,
:25:49
since you've had so much
free travel from Trans Global,
:25:53
at least you could tell us
how you get aboard.
:25:56
Well, l use many methods, but l
like to be in the airport...
:26:00
early enough to get
a boarding pass.
:26:02
But our boarding passes
are ticket folders.
:26:05
l know.
:26:06
l go to a counter and say l've
lost mine and need another one.
:26:11
The clerks are busy,
and lots of people are waiting.
:26:14
They always give me one.
:26:17
lt's just a blank folder.
lt isn't made out as a pass.
:26:21
l do that myself
in the ladies room.
:26:24
l know just what to write.
:26:26
l carry one of these black
pencils like the airlines use.
:26:30
-See?
-Yes, l do.
:26:31
l'll keep that
if you don't mind.
:26:33
lt's really mine,
but if you want it,
:26:36
l can get another one.
:26:39
So now you have a boarding pass.
What then?
:26:42
Then l go to the departure gate.
:26:44
-Coffee?
-No, thank you.
:26:46
l wait till the man
checking tickets is busy.
:26:49
Then l walk past
and onto the plane.
:26:51
Do you hear that, Mr. Coakley?
:26:54
No one stops you,
not even the stewardesses?
:26:56
lf you get on late,
:26:58
they're hanging up coats
and talking to the men,