:10:03
- There's a catch.
- A catch?
:10:05
Sure, Catch-22.
:10:06
Anyone who wants to get out of combat
isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him.
:10:14
OK, let me see if I got this straight.
:10:17
In order to be grounded,
I've got to be crazy.
:10:19
And I must be crazy to keep flying.
:10:22
But if I ask to be grounded, I'm not crazy
any more and I have to keep flying.
:10:26
You've got it! That's Catch-22.
:10:34
That's some catch, that Catch-22.
:10:37
It's the best there is!
:10:42
Good afternoon, men, this is Major
Danby, your Flight Operations Officer,
:10:46
welcoming you to today's mission.
:10:48
You've all been briefed on this morning's
run, so I won't go over the details again.
:10:53
There's no sense naming names,
since the enemy is probably listening,
:10:57
and there's no reason I can think of
to tell him where we're going to strike.
:11:02
That's the stupidest goddamn thing
I've ever heard him say.
:11:07
Weather conditions have improved
tremendously over the mainland,
:11:11
so you won't have any trouble
seeing the target.
:11:14
Of course that means that they
will have no trouble at all seeing you.
:11:20
Colonel Cathcart would like to say
a few words before take-off.
:11:24
- And so, without further ado...
- Give me that!
:11:28
Men, I'm not gonna waste
any more of your time than I have to.
:11:32
I wish you good luck on today's mission.
:11:34
To those of you who won't come back,
I'd like to say
:11:38
we're gonna do our best to take care
of your wives and/or sweethearts.
:11:42
And don't forget: General Dreedle wants
to see a nice tight bombing pattern
:11:47
on those aerial photographs.
:11:50
Everyone ready to go?