:26:12
It takes me 45 minutes to do this thing.
:26:16
First I sauté the chicken parts...
:26:19
...then I put the raisins
and the almonds in.
:26:44
He, he...
:26:48
I'm awfully sorry, sir.
:26:51
- What's your name?
- Major, sir.
:26:54
I didn't ask your rank, I asked your name.
:26:57
No, sir. I'm a captain. My name is Major.
:27:00
Captain Major.
:27:02
- Just about as clear as mud, isn't it?
- That's what it's just about as clear as.
:27:07
Listen, Captain.
:27:08
You're familiar with Major Duluth,
the Squadron Commander?
:27:11
- He's a fine man, sir.
- Was.
:27:14
- Sir?
- Major Duluth is dead.
:27:17
- I'm extremely distraught to hear that, sir.
- You may be distraught, but he's dead.
:27:22
Shot down over Perugia this afternoon.
:27:24
That'll teach him to go on missions
when he's supposed to be in the office.
:27:29
- Sir, I don't see...
- We need a new squadron commander.
:27:33
And you're the only major available
on our headquarters staff.
:27:37
No, Major is my name, not my rank.
:27:39
That's close enough for me, Major.
Consider yourself a major.
:27:43
I don't know anything
about being a commander.
:27:46
We all have to make sacrifices, Major.
:27:49
Sir, I'm in Billeting and Laundry!
:27:51
I know that, sir, but we all
have to do our part, I guess.
:27:55
Well, I don't like my part.