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- Yossarian?
- He's a friend of mine. Know him?
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Yes. As a matter of fact...
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- Captain Tappman!
- Yes, sir.
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- Perhaps you shouldn't fly any more.
- It's good practice.
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- Tappman, the Colonel is a busy man.
- Yes. Yes, of course.
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Well, Chaplain, we don't see much of you
around here lately.
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Well, sir, I try to stay out of the way
as much as possible.
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I think I make many of the men
uncomfortable.
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Nonsense!
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I can't imagine any man not enjoying
the benefits of your presence.
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Unless they're atheists.
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- Not much chance of that, though.
- I don't know, sir.
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- Atheism is against the law, isn't it?
- No.
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It isn't?
Well, then it's un-American, isn't it?
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- I'm not sure.
- Well, I am.
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And if I find any atheists on this base,
they'll soon start believing in something.
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Well, that's not why
I called you in, Chaplain.
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I want you to take a look at this.
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Page 48.
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Don't read the whole thing. You can
get the point from the photographs.
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There's a full-page picture
of a colonel in England
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whose chaplain conducts prayers
before every mission.
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I see no reason why
The Saturday Evening Post
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should not be interested
in the story of my outfit.
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Think up some nice snappy prayers
that'll send officers out feeling good.
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Can you do that?
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- I'll try.
- Well, good! Let's get to it!
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Yes, sir.
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Is there something else?