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- You're all anxious to do your part...
- Here it comes.

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As of now,
the number of missions required

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before you are eligible for rotation
is raised to 75.

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I know we'll all do our best.
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Ten-hut!
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- Why are you smiling, you silly bastard?
- Now I won't have to go home.

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- You what?
- I can stay. I don't have to leave her.

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- What are you saying?
- I love her.

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I do.
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I really do. I've never felt like this before,
not even for my mom.

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Men don't fall in love with girls like that.
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Men always fall in love with girls like that.
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One or the other.
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I'm gonna take her back to Long Island
with me.

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You don't really love her.
You think you love her.

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How can you tell the difference between
loving her and thinking he's in love?

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You have to be objective.
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- Who's objective?
- I am, because I'm not in love with her.

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You mean you think you're not in love?
Then how can you tell the difference?

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Wait a second...
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Hey, look!
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- Ooh, look what Aarfy's got.
- Say goodbye, McWatt. Come on!

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My dear... My dear, we had a lovely day.
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Did you see what he did?
Make him tell you what he did.

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- What'd you do, Aarfy?
- Nothing.

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- Nice girl. Very nice girl.
- She wanted us to go home with her.

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- She was gonna show us a good time.
- We had a good time.

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We saw the Colosseum
and other swell sights.

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- Why didn't you take her home?
- I won't take advantage of a kid.

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- Old Aarfy's got some principles.
- You've got a diseased mind.

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She just wanted to jump
in the sack with somebody.

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She's mixed up.
I gave her a good talking to.

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He did!
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I straightened her out and sent her home.
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- You crazy bastard!
- You're beneath contempt.


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