:10:00
- And then you can ground him?
- No. Then I cannot ground him.
:10:04
- There's a catch.
- A catch?
:10:06
Sure, Catch-22. Anyone who wants
to get out of combat
:10:10
isn't really crazy,
so I can't ground him.
:10:15
Let me see if I got this straight.
:10:17
In order to be grounded,
I've got to be crazy
:10:20
and I must be crazy to keep flying.
:10:22
But if I ask to be grounded,
that means I'm not crazy any more
:10:26
- and I have to keep flying.
- You've got it! That's Catch-22.
:10:35
- That's some catch, that Catch-22.
- It's the best there is!
:10:42
Good afternoon, this is Major Danby,
your Flight Operations Officer,
:10:47
welcoming you to today's mission.
:10:49
You've all been briefed
on this morning's run,
:10:52
so I won't go over it again.
:10:54
There's no sense naming names, since
the enemy is probably listening,
:10:58
and there's no reason I can think of
:11:01
to tell him
where we're going to strike.
:11:03
That's the stupidest goddamn thing
I ever heard him say.
:11:08
Weather conditions have improved
tremendously over the mainland,
:11:11
so you won't have any trouble
seeing the target.
:11:15
Of course, you mustn't forget,
:11:17
that means that they will have
no trouble at all seeing you.
:11:21
Colonel Cathcart would like to say
a few words before take-off.
:11:25
- And so, without further ado...
- Give me that!
:11:28
Men, I'm not gonna waste
any more of your time than I have to.
:11:33
I wish you good luck
on today's mission.
:11:36
To those of you who won't come back,
I'd like to say
:11:39
we're gonna do our best to take care
of your wives and/or sweethearts.
:11:43
And don't forget,
General Dreedle wants to see
:11:46
a nice tight bombing pattern
on those aerial photographs.
:11:50
Everyone ready to go?