:26:14
It takes me 45 minutes
to do this thing.
:26:17
First I sauté the chicken parts,
:26:19
then I put the raisins
and the onions in.
:26:45
He yelled.
:26:50
I'm awfully sorry, sir.
:26:52
- What's your name?
- Major, sir.
:26:55
Not your rank, I asked your name.
:26:58
No, sir. I'm a captain.
My name is Major. Captain Major.
:27:03
About as clear as mud, isn't it?
:27:05
That's what it's just about
as clear as.
:27:08
Listen, Captain. You know
Major Duluth, the Squadron Commander?
:27:13
- He's a fine man, sir.
- Was. Major Duluth is dead.
:27:18
I'm distraught to hear that.
:27:20
You may be distraught but he's dead.
Shot down over Perugia today.
:27:25
That'll teach him to go on missions
when he should be in the office.
:27:30
- I don't see...
- We need a new squadron commander.
:27:34
And you're the only major available
on our headquarters staff.
:27:38
No, Major is my name, not my rank.
:27:40
That's close enough for me, Major.
Consider yourself a major.
:27:44
I don't know anything
about being a commander.
:27:47
We all have
to make sacrifices, Major.
:27:50
Sir, I'm in Billeting and Laundry!
:27:52
I know that, sir, but we all
have to do our part, I guess.
:27:56
Well, I don't like my part.