:28:07
Sergeant, I'm going to take
the rest of the afternoon off,
:28:11
and lie down in my tent
and think about things.
:28:15
Sir, there's someone
waiting to see you.
:28:19
- Now?
- Yes, sir.
:28:22
- Who is it?
- Captain Tappman, Group Chaplain.
:28:26
What does he want?
:28:28
Something to do with
Captain Yossarian.
:28:34
Look, Sergeant...
:28:38
My job is tough enough
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without having to deal all the time
with people who want something.
:28:44
- Do I make myself clear?
- Yes, sir.
:28:46
I suppose you're wondering
about this.
:28:49
No, sir.
It's not my place to wonder.
:28:52
- Did you know people stare at me?
- No, sir.
:28:55
They're thinking,
"Who is that Major Major,
:28:58
that he gets to be commander
without ever having flown?"
:29:02
- I don't think people think that.
- Well, they are.
:29:06
When I have this on,
they don't know who I am.
:29:10
Did you know, in the Middle Ages,
princes and kings
:29:14
would put on disguises
and walk around their subjects?
:29:17
- I didn't know that.
- You don't know everything.
:29:20
- No, sir. Why did they do that?
- Why did who do what?
:29:25
Why did they walk around in disguise?
:29:28
How the hell am I supposed to know?
I'm not some historian or anything.
:29:32
I'm just a guy trying to do his job.
Good afternoon, Sergeant.
:29:40
- What is it now?
- What do I do with the Chaplain?
:29:43
I don't want anyone to come
and see me while I'm in my office.
:29:47
What do I say to people
who want to see you?
:29:50
- Tell them to wait.
- For how long?
:29:53
- Until I've left.
- Then what?
:29:55
- I don't care.
- I send them in after you've left?
:29:59
You won't be here, then, will you?