:31:01
In Major Major's office.
:31:03
- When?
- When you go to see him.
:31:07
What I mean is you can't see him
when he's there,
:31:11
when he's in his office.
I've tried. Several times.
:31:15
When can you see him? Ever?
:31:17
Yes, indeed, you can see him,
when he isn't there.
:31:22
That is, he'll see you, all right,
:31:25
but only in his office,
and only when he's not there.
:31:28
The other times, when he's in...
:31:32
he's not there
:31:36
to be seen.
:31:38
Except when he's out.
:31:39
What the hell
are you talking about, Father?
:31:44
Get your ass in here, Padre.
:31:48
Are you describing
some mystical experience?
:31:52
There are some peculiar things
happening.
:31:54
You haven't had any ecstatic visions,
have you?
:31:57
Didn't see a burning bush,
hear voices, anything like that?
:32:00
- Nothing as extraordinary as that.
- I hope not.
:32:03
We have to keep our supernatural
episodes down to a minimum.
:32:07
- We have a war to win.
- Absolutely, sir.
:32:11
- May I ask where we're going?
- Where we're going?
:32:15
You are going
to Colonel Cathcart's office.
:32:17
- Now?
- That's the general idea, Padre.
:32:22
Is there anything wrong?
Have I done anything?
:32:25
I don't know. Are you and
Captain Yossarian up to something?
:32:29
- I don't know what you mean.
- Then who does?
:32:32
- I don't know, sir.
- You don't know much about anything.
:32:36
- No, sir. Sir?
- What is it?
:32:40
It's not necessary to call me Father.
I'm an Anabaptist.
:32:44
Thanks for the correction. Thanks
for setting me straight on that.
:32:47
- I just thought you'd like to know.
- You're a captain, right?
:32:51
- I'm a Lieutenant Colonel. Correct?
- Yes, sir, it is.
:32:55
Then I can call you anything I want,
unless you have some objections.