Catch-22
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1:06:02
- I want you to marry me.
- You crazy.

1:06:04
- Why?
- You can't want to marry me.

1:06:07
- Why not?
- I'm not a virgin.

1:06:09
- So?
- Nobody wants a girl who isn't.

1:06:12
- I do. I wanna marry you.
- Not possible.

1:06:16
- Why not?
- Because you're crazy.

1:06:18
- Why am I crazy?
- Because you want to marry me.

1:06:21
You won't marry me because I'm crazy.
I'm crazy because I wanna marry you?

1:06:25
- You're crazy.
- Why?

1:06:29
Because I love you.
1:06:34
How can you love a girl
who is not a virgin?

1:06:38
Because I can't marry you.
1:06:40
Why you can't marry me?
Because I'm not a virgin?

1:06:43
- No, because you're crazy!
- You're crazy!

1:06:49
- You all crazy!
- Why are we crazy?

1:06:51
Because you don't know
how to stay alive

1:06:54
and that's the secret of life.
1:06:56
But we have a war to win.
1:07:00
But America will lose the war.
Italy will win it.

1:07:04
America's the strongest nation
on earth.

1:07:06
The American fighting man
is the best trained,

1:07:09
the best equipped, the best fed...
1:07:11
Italy, on the other hand, is one
of the weakest nations on earth

1:07:16
and the Italian fighting man
is hardly equipped at all.

1:07:21
That's why my country is doing so
well while yours is doing so poorly.

1:07:26
That's silly! First Italy was
occupied by Germans and now by us.

1:07:31
- You call that doing well?
- Of course I do.

1:07:35
The Germans are being driven out
and we are still here.

1:07:38
In a few years, you'll be gone
and we'll still be here.

1:07:41
Italy is a very poor, weak country
1:07:45
yet that is what makes us so strong,
1:07:48
strong enough to survive this war
and still be in existence

1:07:54
long after your country
has been destroyed.

1:07:57
What are you talking about?
America's not going to be destroyed.


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