1:16:01
Just for a few minutes,
then they'll go.
1:16:04
They came 5,000 miles
to see you before you die.
1:16:08
- I'm not dying!
- Of course you are. We all are.
1:16:11
They'll know.
They came to see their son.
1:16:14
They'll take what they can get.
1:16:16
One dying boy
is as good as another. Or as bad!
1:16:19
- It won't work.
- These people have come a long way.
1:16:22
I don't want to disappoint them.
I'm sentimental about old people.
1:16:26
- What if they start crying?
- They probably will start crying.
1:16:30
I'll wait outside and if it gets
sticky I'll come in and break it up.
1:16:37
It's not gonna work.
1:16:39
Do this for me
and I'll do something for you.
1:16:42
- Will you ground me?
- I can't.
1:16:45
You can fill out a slip saying I'm
on the verge of a nervous collapse.
1:16:49
Sure I can.
1:17:00
But there's a catch.
1:17:04
- Catch-22.
- Group won't approve my action.
1:17:09
They'll put you back on combat status
and send me to rot in the Pacific.
1:17:14
- My God, here they are.
- Start dying.
1:17:17
Do this for me and I'll send you
to Rome on a five-day R and R.
1:17:38
He looks terrible.
1:17:40
- He's sick, Pa.
- Harvey.
1:17:46
- My name is Yossarian.
- His name is Yossarian, Ma.
1:17:51
Yossarian, don't you recognise me?
1:17:54
I'm your brother John.
Don't you know who I am?
1:17:59
- Sure I do. You're my brother John.
- Pa, he knows me.