Five Easy Pieces
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:46:00
- Hey, mack.
- Shut up.

:46:03
You've got bread
and a toaster of some kind?

:46:06
I don't make the rules.
:46:07
I'll make it
as easy for you as I can.

:46:10
I'd like a plain omelet and
a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast.

:46:16
No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce,
and a cup of coffee.

:46:20
A number two.
A chicken sal san.

:46:22
Hold the butter, the lettuce
and the mayonnaise.

:46:25
And a cup of coffee.
Anything else?

:46:28
Yeah, now all you have to do is
hold the chicken, bring me the toast...

:46:32
give me a check
for a chicken salad sandwich...

:46:34
and you haven't broken
any rules.

:46:36
You want me
to hold the chicken, huh?

:46:38
I want you to hold it
between your knees.

:46:43
See that sign?
:46:44
Yes, you all have to leave.
:46:46
I'm not taking any more
of your smartness and sarcasm.

:46:50
You see this sign?
:46:53
Fantastic that you could
figure that out...

:46:57
so that you could come up
with a way to get your toast.

:47:00
Yeah? Well,
I didn't get it, did I?

:47:02
No, but it was very clever.
I would've just punched her out.

:47:11
People.
:47:13
Animals are not like that.
:47:17
They're always cleaning themselves.
Did you ever see pigeons?

:47:24
He's always picking on himself
and his friends.

:47:26
They're always picking bugs
out of their hair.

:47:28
Monkeys too.
:47:30
Except they do something
out in the open that I don't go for.

:47:38
I read where they invented
this car that runs on...

:47:45
When you boil water?
:47:48
Steam.
:47:49
Right. A car you could ride in
and not cause a stink.

:47:52
Do you know they will not
even let us have it?

:47:56
Can you believe it?
:47:58
Why? Man!

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