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That reminds me of something
that happened to me.
:24:05
I was coming home.
:24:07
I was living with a girl, Barbara,
a few years ago, and, uh...
:24:12
it was her birthday,
and I came home,
:24:13
and I had presents
and a cake and candles,
:24:16
and all kinds of confetti
and crêpe paper,
:24:19
and I was rushing
up the stairs, ecstatic.
:24:24
I opened the door very quietly
and crept in,
:24:27
and I heard the shower running.
:24:29
Well, I opened
the door to the bathroom...
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and I hear some voices.
:24:35
And all of a sudden
I open the shower curtain,
:24:37
and then, there are...
:24:39
there she is with another person.
:24:42
They were... they were...
they were naked.
:24:44
And the funny thing about it was,
he had this kind of laugh,
:24:47
this kind of grin,
this kind of evil grin,
:24:50
and it... it really threw me,
:24:51
and I naturally ran out of the place
in a state of shock.
:24:56
I didn't know what to do, and...
:24:58
But, you know, come to think of it,
:25:01
his name was Roger,
:25:03
because I was
introduced to him once before.
:25:06
It was?
:25:07
And he...
:25:08
Did you say this Roger
was from Jim Thorpe, PA?
:25:11
Jim Thorpe, PA?
What was his last name?
:25:13
Parks. Roger Parks.
:25:15
Roger Parks?
:25:18
Well... well, I'll be damned.
:25:20
Do you know that's
the same Roger Parks
:25:22
who was in the shower with Barbara?
Do you know that?
:25:24
That same son of a bitch
was in the shower with Barbara!
:25:27
That goddamn...
:25:30
...son of a bastard!
- Oh, no! Oh!
:25:33
Oh, look what I've done.
Oh, I'm sorry.
:25:36
- Oh, are you all right?
- In a moment of passion, I...
:25:40
I got excited. I'm sorry.
:25:42
I must've acted like a fool,
and I've ruined the pizza.
:25:44
I'm... I'm sorry.
:25:46
Please forgive me.
It's just that...
:25:48
It's all right. Poor you.
:25:50
Oh, you poor thing.
That's terrible.
:25:52
We were both victimized
by that... that... that brute,
:25:54
that... that... that...
:25:58
Oh, l...
oh, I get so...