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What I did was,
I computed the time on my watch,
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the 26-and-a-half minutes
that it would take me to seduce her.
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26-and-a-half?
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Yeah, 26-and-a-half minutes,
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and I set the camera
onto the clock radio,
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and I had this red lightbulb...
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Red lightbulb! I used to do that
when I was a kid.
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And the camera was on,
and I could see it from her apartment.
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So, as you'll see now...
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see, this is the preliminary stuff.
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- She's cute.
- Yeah, yeah.
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She a pro?
:45:24
Uh... well, I think she is,
as a matter of fact.
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But she's really great.
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See, what happens now is,
see, we go down for a few minutes.
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That's good.
You build up the ecstasy.
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Watch! We're gonna come up,
and I rip her clothes off!
:45:36
It's fantastic. Great stuff.
:45:37
Should be up any second now.
Just take a second.
:45:42
- It's, uh...
- Coming up soon, right?
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Yeah, just... well...
:45:49
What's going on here?
Where the hell are you?
:45:52
What the hell are you doing?
That's a $500 projector!
:45:55
What the hell is that?
:45:57
What are you,
some kind of genital freak? Huh?
:45:59
What is that?
Is that what I spent money for?
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That's my Golden Fig Leaf Award,
right, from Anchorage, Alaska?
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How many of them
do you think they give out?
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You dropped your sunglasses.
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I'll drop 'em again!
Get out of here, you phony!