:44:01
By the authority vested in me by
the Commonwealth of Massachusetts,
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I pronounce you man and wife.
:44:12
Now I'm being kept by a woman!
:44:14
- You won't like it.
- I already do.
:44:16
The school only pays me 3,000 a year.
:44:20
- Why?
- Because my name is Mrs Barrett.
:44:23
- Couldn't you be Miss Cavilleri?
- Then I'd be the Queen of Paris.
:44:29
It's a bargain.
:44:32
Four rooms for 82.50 a month
is impossible this side of Mongolia.
:44:36
But this is the Mongolian
section of Cambridge.
:44:46
Gee...
:44:48
I have to admit that
it's even worse than I expected.
:44:53
- Yeah, but it's home.
- Yeah.
:44:57
- Well?
- Well what?
:45:00
- Carry me over the threshold.
- Do you believe that nonsense?
:45:04
- Carry me and I'll tell you.
- We're at the top floor!
:45:07
OK, I'll be a young
and beautiful divorcee.
:45:12
Hey, what is this, Barrett?
:45:15
I'll tell you after
we cross the threshold!
:45:22
- This is not a threshold.
- Our name's by the bell!
:45:26
It's not an official threshold.
Upstairs, you preppy!
:45:34
- Why are you so heavy?
- I might be pregnant.
:45:38
- Are you?
- Scared you, didn't I?
:45:41
- No, I...
- Don't bullshit me.
:45:44
For a second I clutched.
Is this the official threshold?
:45:49
- What do think?
- If you don't say yes...
:45:51
Yes!