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:23:02
- More thread and larger needles.
- Let me?

:23:04
- Let me have another suture.
- You surgeons are all alike.

:23:09
If this guy knew the clowns
who are operating on him, he'd faint.

:23:13
- I think he has!
- Nurse, I need a suture.

:23:15
- Coming.
- Keep ahead of him, babe.

:23:17
- We need a couple more stitches in there.
- That's fine, yeah. Thank you.

:23:22
It's a good thing you have a nice body, nurse,
or we'd get rid of you.

:23:26
- Don't stick me.
- Keep it clean.

:23:30
l can tie that for you.
:23:32
Let's have the big stitches
for holding up the chest.

:23:36
- Larger needles, Knocko.
- Now sutures.

:23:40
Start wrapping up. I could use another one.
:23:43
Anybody know if he's an officer
or an enlisted man?

:23:46
- He's an enlisted man.
- Make the stitches big.

:23:49
Attention. Captain Bandi... Captain Bandini...
:23:53
Attention. Attention. Captain Bandini
is now performing a palmaralpop...

:23:57
poplit, a pop...
:24:00
A palmaralP-O-P-L-l-T-E-R-A-L
artery explor... exploration,

:24:06
and possible graft.
:24:11
The following memo has just come through.
:24:14
Please remove all pictures, postcards,
nude calendars, et cetera from the walls

:24:18
so that our rooms maylook
clean and orderly. That is all.

:24:22
It's you! Did I tell you how Androscoggin
College beat Dartmouth in a blizzard 6-0

:24:28
- cos I intercepted a pass?
- Yeah.

:24:30
They had this great passer,
and we held 'em 0-0 till the last 20 seconds.

:24:33
And then snow and all he let one go,
and it went sailing, boom!

:24:37
Lucky your mouth wasn't open
or it would've got stuck in your throat.

:24:41
- How is Trapper John?
- I thought you'd never remember!

:24:46
John Mclntyre, Trapper John.
:24:48
Only man ever found fulfillment in
a Boston Maine Railway in the ladies' can.

:24:52
Conductor opened the door, the girl
looked out and yelled ''He trapped me!''

:24:56
- How are ya?
- I'm great. What's goin' on over there?

:24:59
Well, well, well. Must be
Painless Polish Day in the shower tent.


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