:45:01
- Too late, sir. It's a done thing.
- Well, thank you. Morning, Padre.
:45:05
You know, I really got...
:45:10
- Colonel, sir. How was your visit, sir?
- Great. The general wasn't there.
:45:17
Listen, about last night, sir,
there was nothing I could do about it, sir.
:45:21
- Nothing?
- Nothing.
:45:23
- Well, it couldn't have been helped.
- Thank you, sir.
:45:27
Oh, what's that?
:45:29
Frank Burns and Hawkeye Pierce.
Very encouraging.
:45:32
A bunch of the boys asked me to ask you
what Hot Lips was like in the sack. Was she...
:45:38
- Mind your own business.
- No, Frank. Is she better than self-abuse?
:45:43
What's that all about?
He gonna get some pointers or somethin'?
:45:46
No, Hawkeye's gonna sign him up to make
a personal appearance tour in all the camps.
:45:51
Is that a fact?
:45:52
Can you make out what they're saying?
:45:55
Does that big ass of hers move around a lot,
Frank, or does it sort of lie there flaccid?
:46:02
Hawkeye's questioning
the major on a point of anatomy.
:46:05
Very professional.
:46:08
Would you say that
she was a moaner, Frank?
:46:12
- What is Burns saying?
- Major Burns isn't saying much of anything.
:46:15
He's formulating the answer.
:46:17
Seriously, Frank. Does she go...
:46:20
Or does she lie there quiet
and not do anything at all?
:46:23
- Keep your filthy mouth to yourself.
- Or does she go...
:46:29
Get him off me!
:46:31
- Get him off me!
- Frank, is that lesson one?
:46:35
Frank Burns has gone nuts!
:46:41
I'm wearing glasses, for God's sake!
:46:43
Watch out for your goodies. He's a sex
maniac. I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him.
:46:50
Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye.
:46:57
! The time has come for us