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:51:00
Baby, I've got a toothache
like you can't believe.

:51:03
Why do you bring that dog in here?
Last time you did I lost $30.

:51:07
Why do you have to sit behind me?
It makes me nervous.

:51:10
- It brings me a lot of luck. Sit there, Boone.
- Come on. Let's play, men. Deuce. Ace.

:51:16
- Can I take some Scotch?
- Sure.

:51:18
- You want some?
- No.

:51:22
- How you feelin'?
- No, don't touch me.

:51:26
Look, if a...
:51:28
lf a man isn't a man any more,
:51:33
what's he got left
that he should be living for?

:51:39
OK, tell me about it. What's the story?
:51:41
Well, you know that little nurse that was
through here last night with the 325th?

:51:46
- The little one with the big... boobs.
- Yeah, I know. Yeah.

:51:49
Well, anyway, l...
:51:51
l wasn't gonna fool around out here
because I got these...

:51:55
l got these three girls
that l'm engaged to back home.

:51:58
And you wanted to be faithful.
Baby, you are 7,000 miles from home.

:52:02
Well, anyway, I took her out last night
and l... I failed.

:52:07
- You mean she wouldn't put out?
- She wanted to, but it was me. I couldn't...

:52:12
- Oh, you couldn't... It wouldn't...
- Yeah, nothing happened. Not at all.

:52:16
That happens to everybody.
It's happened to me four or five times...

:52:20
Yeah, well, it's never happened to me before.
:52:24
Come on. You're the best-equipped
dentist in the army.

:52:27
- You're the dental Don Juan of Detroit.
- That's just a cover-up.

:52:32
- What's a cover-up?
- Don Juanism.

:52:34
- I've been reading about it. It's a cover-up.
- It's a cover-up for what?

:52:40
Well...
:52:44
I'm a fairy.
:52:47
A victim of latent homosexuality.
:52:50
I've turned into a fairy.

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