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1:18:05
- Captain Peterson, please.
- Captain Peterson!

1:18:13
- What are you two hoodlums doing here?
- Ma'am, we are surgeons here to operate.

1:18:19
You can't go near a patient until Colonel
Merrill says it's OK. And he's still at lunch.

1:18:23
Mother, I wanna go to work in one hour.
We are the pros from Dover

1:18:27
and we figure to crack this kid's chest
and go play golf before it gets dark.

1:18:31
So find the gas passer,
have him premedicate the patient,

1:18:34
then bring me the latest pictures on him.
The ones we saw were old.

1:18:38
Then tell the kitchen to rustle us up lunch.
Ham would be fine. Steak would be better.

1:18:42
Then get one nurse who knows how to work
in close without getting her tits in my way.

1:18:48
Oh, you fool.
1:18:52
How do you want your steak cooked?
1:19:00
Towel.
1:19:06
Say the magic words,
you make a hundred dollars.

1:19:13
All right! I demand an explanation.
1:19:16
Somebody get that dirty old man out.
1:19:18
Dirty old ma...
1:19:20
I'm Colonel Merrill.
1:19:22
I don't care if you're Jack Armstrong,
the All-American Boy.

1:19:25
If this chest gets infected,
I will tell the congressman who did it.

1:19:29
- Scissors, please.
- Will you let me have a skin suture?

1:19:32
Old pickups.
1:19:35
- Who was that?
- That's Colonel Merrill.

1:19:37
- This is his little store here.
- Oh, yeah?

1:19:41
Who are you?
1:19:43
I'm Dr Jekyll actually.
This is my friend Mr Hyde.

1:19:48
Why don't you save your rapierlike wit
for the clam diggers back home, Hawkeye?

1:19:58
Did I ever tell you about my friend,
Me Lay Marston?


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