MASH
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1:28:04
Rock 'em, sock 'em, kisses you never got.
1:28:07
It's Uncle Sam's combat engineers
charging side by side with Greeks... Anzacs,

1:28:12
showing the world a new way to fight,
as they use bulldozers like bazookas,

1:28:16
bayonets like bazookas... bullets.
1:28:19
Starring Victor Mature. That is all.
1:28:22
I'll be with Colonel Blake. Check this place
out. See what the nurses are like, huh?

1:28:27
Right, sir.
1:28:30
- 4077th Mobile Army Surgi...
- Yeah, yeah.

1:28:33
- Sir, d'you know...
- Yes, I know where he is.

1:28:35
Oh. All right.
1:28:37
All right.
1:28:40
- Thank you.
- Look, Charlie,

1:28:42
you can't blame Henry because
Hot Lips Houlihan can't stand her name!

1:28:47
You know, she's just a lady though.
What the hell?

1:28:50
Come on, for crying out loud. She's
regular army. She's a fanatic about ritual.

1:28:54
She won't even let us play football.
1:28:57
- Football?
- General, she's all lined up, Charlie.

1:29:00
Yeah. I didn't know you had a football team.
1:29:03
It's pretty much in the planning stage.
1:29:05
No, no, we have a very fine football team.
1:29:08
Yeah? Well, we had a team
back with the 325th Evac last year.

1:29:12
- And what a team that was.
- Yeah. I coached the boys myself.

1:29:17
- He's the finest coach in the Far East.
- Yeah.

1:29:19
We're trying to work out a schedule
ofthe outfits we're gonna play this year.

1:29:24
Of course, we, you know, throw
a little money into a pot and make bets.

1:29:28
How much... how much money
do you put into your pot?

1:29:31
- Five thousand, six thousand.
- Five thousand dollars!

1:29:35
Look, I don't think we're in
the sort of league you're in.

1:29:39
Well, I'm sure we can find a date
when we can play your team.

1:29:42
- It can be arranged.
- Yeah. I think I'll talk this over with Henry.

1:29:46
Thanks, boys. Thanks for the drink.
1:29:48
- Thank you.
- What the hell you...?

1:29:51
Sir, ever since the dark days before Pearl
Harbor, I've been proud to wear this uniform.

1:29:56
- What the hell is this?
- A helicopter.

1:29:58
That man has five times
the manpower to draw on than we do.


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