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1:43:01
Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop,
it's the end of the quarter.

1:43:05
What did I make you a major for?
For a team like that?

1:43:09
l did the best I could.
l didn't know they'd get a ringer.

1:43:11
- I ought to put you in and let 'em kill you.
- What about my knee?

1:43:15
You better get on your goddamn knee
and start prayin'. Trick knee, my ass.

1:43:50
My God!
1:44:01
- How's that?
- Did you see that?

1:44:03
Get the hell back there. Get back there.
1:44:29
Well, looks like we may make it.
Seconds to go.

1:44:32
OK, fellows,
we don't have very much time left.

1:44:36
l got a special play I wanna run,
a semi-eligible play.

1:44:38
Line up with everybody to the right
ofthe centre except Hawkeye,

1:44:42
who drops back one yard
before the snap of the ball.

1:44:45
That makes you the semi-eligible. Just take
the ball from Trapper between your legs

1:44:50
and hide it under your belly and walk
toward their goal. Right? Now, Trapper...

1:44:55
All right. Come on.
1:44:58
- This is only one time. $5,000.
- Worth a try.


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