:13:03
Write stories about Hitler's sex life
and send 'em off to the newspapers?
:13:07
We put corrupt and ill-assorted talents
like yours to work winning the war.
:13:14
I've requested your
transfer to lntelligence.
:13:16
Why in hell you want to do that?
:13:18
You're going to run
a P.O.W. camp in Scotland.
:13:20
God, Benny.
I'm not a policeman.
:13:23
Damn good crime reporter, though.
:13:25
You've been a chaotic bastard
for as long as I've known you.
:13:29
But you have a perverse sort of genius
for setting things in order around you--
:13:33
when you've a mind to.
:13:35
I've a mind to go
on a holiday at the moment.
:13:38
Well, that review board
will see that you get it.
:13:41
Jack, I'm saving your
royal lrish ass for you...
:13:44
and giving you the chance to do the sort
of job you've always been keen on doing.
:13:48
Prisoners of war?
I puke, sir.
:13:51
Now get stuffed, Jack.
:13:54
I need you. I need your
great nose to the ground.
:13:58
The German prisoners,
all top-line officers...
:14:01
have been raising a peculiar sort of
hell at McKenzie the past few months.
:14:05
Other camps, relative quiet.
:14:07
McKenzie, veritable state of siege.
:14:12
Both War Office and lntelligence want
to find out if there's any connection...
:14:16
any link with
the dear old Deutschland.
:14:20
You have full authorization...
:14:21
to do what you must
to bring the camp around...
:14:23
and find out
what we need to know.
:14:26
A Major Perry's
in command there.
:14:30
The captain tells the major
how to run his camp?
:14:33
I thought that would amuse you.
:14:35
He'll be instructed to cooperate
with Military lntelligence and so on.
:14:40
What about that review board?
:14:42
Have you any ideas
how to keep them off my back?
:14:47
I shall ponder the matter, old boy.
:14:51
Can you give me
something for diarrhea...
:14:53
headache or constipation?
:14:55
Y es, here he comes--
Major Perry!
:14:59
English. English.