:25:04
Barney...
:25:06
You should've told me
you were entertaining.
:25:09
We certainly wouldn't have
interrupted anything.
:25:13
- Do you want to use the bathroom?
- Certainly not.
:25:18
Thank you, though. Thanks for everything.
:25:36
Listen, if there's anything I can...
:25:55
- Felix?
- Yes?
:25:58
- That's really your name? Felix?
- Is something wrong with Felix?
:26:06
It's kind of euchy sounding, isn't it?
:26:08
I'm not overly familiar
with the word "euchy".
:26:11
Perhaps, if you could stretch
your meager vocabulary enough...
:26:14
...to eke out a definition of the term.
:26:16
I mean, Felix is a good name
for a pet snail.
:26:21
Thank you.
:26:22
I know you're not particularly
well versed in etymology but...
:26:25
You bet your ass I'm not.
:26:27
The name Felix means "happy and lucky".
:26:30
- That's you: A happy, lucky snail.
- Thank you, Doris.
:26:33
What do you mean, Doris?
:26:35
- "Doris": A helpless, hopeless hustler.
- Okay, I got two things to say to you:
:26:39
One, I am not a hustler.
I'm a model and an actress.
:26:42
- I've appeared in three TV commercials!
- Three. My God, that's fantastic!
:26:46
You must've made another commercial
in the elevator.
:26:48
- Okay.
- I didn't notice.
:26:49
Maybe it was only two.
:26:51
But I've appeared in pages of many
leading magazines and newspapers.
:26:54
And I've been in a movie.
:26:57
In between assignments, you're for rent.