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:06:05
Good morning, guy.
:06:08
"I will not buy this record.
It is scratched".

:06:12
I'm sorry?
:06:14
l will not buy this record.
lt is scratched.'"

:06:18
Oh, no, no, no.
This is a tobacconist's.

:06:22
Tobaccon ist's.
:06:26
"I will not buy this tobacconist's.
lt is scratched".

:06:29
No. Tobacco.
Um, cigarettes.

:06:32
Ci garettes?
:06:38
- "My hovercraft is full of eels".
- What?

:06:42
""My hovercraft
is fuIl of eels.'"

:06:46
- Ah, matches.
- Yeah ! Matches.

:06:51
- "Do you want..."
- "Do you want".

:06:53
Want.
:06:55
"Do you want to come back to my place?
Bouncy, bouncy".

:07:00
That'll be
six shillings, please.

:07:02
"lf l said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?'"

:07:07
"l am no longer infected.'
:07:10
May I?
:07:13
Costs six shillings.
:07:24
Help!
:07:41
- What's all this. then?
- "You have beautiful thighs".

:07:46
- What?
- He hit me.

:07:47
"Drop your panties, Sir Arthur.
l can not wait till lunchtime!"

:07:51
- Right!
- ""Oh, my nipples explode with delight!'"

:07:55
The Hungarian gentleman
was subsequently released...

:07:57
but his information led to the arrest
and trial of the real culprit.


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