:43:01
- No. Everyone caIls me Ted.
- Splendid.
:43:03
- Because it's much shorter, isn't it?
- Yes, it is.
:43:06
- Much Iess formal.
- Ted, Edward, anything.
:43:09
Splendid.
lncidentally, do call me Tom.
:43:12
l don't want you bothering with
any of this "Thomas" nonsense.
:43:17
Fine. Where were we?
Eddie baby, when you first...
:43:20
l'm sorry. l don't like
being called Eddie baby.
:43:24
- l beg your pardon?
- l don't like being called Eddie baby.
:43:28
Now get on with your interview.
:43:31
- Did l call you Eddie baby?
- Yes, you did.
:43:34
l don't think l did.
Did l call him Eddie baby?
:43:38
Yes, you did!
:43:40
l didn't call you Eddie baby,
did l, sweetie?
:43:43
- Don't call me sweetie.
- Can l call you sugar plum?
:43:45
- No!
- Pussycat?
:43:47
- No!
- Angel drawers?
:43:49
No, you may not.
:43:52
- Now get on with it.
- Can l call you Frank?
:43:56
- Why Frank?
- Frank's a nice name.
:43:59
President Nixon's got
a hedgehog called Frank.
:44:02
- What is going on?
- Frank. Frankie. Fran. Frannie.
:44:05
- Little Frannie Boo.
- That's it. l'm leaving.
:44:09
Had enough of this.
l've never been so insulted.
:44:12
- Tell us about your film, Sir Edward.
- What?
:44:15
Tell us about your latest film,
Sir Edward, if you'd be so kind.
:44:19
- None of this pussycat nonsense?
- Promise.
:44:23
Please. Sir Edward.
:44:26
- My latest film?
- Yes, Sir Edward.
:44:30
I first had the idea, funniIy enough,
when l joined the industry in 1919.
:44:35
Of course, in those days
l was only a tea boy...
:44:38
Oh, shut up.
:44:40
- There he is!
- Get him.
:44:53
Stop him!
:44:56
He's a murderer!
:44:58
Come back, you fiend! Fiend!