1:12:01
- That is correct.
- Well. l have the results here...
1:12:04
of all the interviews and the aptitude
tests that you took last week...
1:12:07
and from them we've built up clear
impression of the person you are...
1:12:11
and l think l can say
without fear of contradiction...
1:12:14
that the ideal job for you
is accountancy.
1:12:18
But l am an accountant.
1:12:19
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.
1:12:22
No, no,
you don't understand.
1:12:24
l've been an accountant
for the Iast 20 years.
1:12:27
But l want a new job, something
exciting that will let me live.
1:12:30
But accountancy
is quite exciting.
1:12:32
Exciting? No, it's not.
1:12:36
lt's dull, dull, duIl!
1:12:38
My God, it's dull.
1:12:41
lt's so deadly dull
and tedious...
1:12:44
and stuffy and boring
and desperately dull !
1:12:48
I can't stand it any longer.
l want to live.
1:12:51
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy, but,
you see, in your report here...
1:12:54
it says that you are
an extremely dull person.
1:12:59
Our experts describe you as...
1:13:01
"an appallingly dull fellow",
"unimaginative"...
1:13:04
"timid, spineless",
"easily dominated"...
1:13:08
"no sense of humor,"
"tedious company"...
1:13:11
and "irrepressibly
drab and awful".
1:13:13
And where as in most professions
these would be considerable drawbacks...
1:13:16
in accountancy
they are a positive boon.
1:13:19
l'm only as awful as this
because accountancy does this to peopIe.
1:13:23
Can't you help me?
1:13:25
Any idea of what you want to be?
1:13:27
- Yes. Yes, l have.
- What is it?
1:13:30
A lion tamer.
1:13:35
Yes. Of course,
it's a bit of a jump, isn't it...
1:13:38
accountancy to lion taming
in one go?
1:13:41
Don't think it'd be better to work your
way towards lion taming via banking?
1:13:45
- Or insurance?
- No! l don't want to wait.
1:13:47
l want to start immediately.
Tomorrow morning at 9:00...
1:13:50
l want to be in there, taming.
1:13:52
Yes, but what qualifications
do you have?
1:13:55
- l've got a hat.
- A hat?
1:13:58
Yes, a lion taming hat, a hat
with "Lion Tamer" written on it...