1:15:04
- A what?
- An anteater, not a lion.
1:15:07
You see a lion,
is a huge savage beast...
1:15:09
about ten-foot long,
five-foot high...
1:15:12
with masses of sharp,
pointy teeth...
1:15:14
and nasty, long,
razor-sharp claws.
1:15:16
lt looks like this.
1:15:21
- Now. shall I caIl the circus?
- No!
1:15:24
l like your idea
of making the move...
1:15:27
to lion taming
by easy stages...
1:15:29
say by insurance
or banking.
1:15:32
- Banking?
- Yes, banking. l see it now.
1:15:35
It's a man's life, isn't it?
Travel. excitement...
1:15:37
decisions affecting people's lives,
romance. thrills.
1:15:41
l'll put you in touch
with the bank.
1:15:46
Probably.
1:15:48
l'd like a couple of days to think
about it, 'cause it is a big decision.
1:15:51
Or maybe, maybe a week,
at most, you know?
1:15:54
But l do want to make this decision.
l'd like to do banking...
1:15:58
lt's sad, isn't it...
1:16:00
that this is what
accountancy does to people?
1:16:03
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease...
1:16:07
l only want to be famous.
l only want to see my name in lights.
1:16:10
And so you shalI.
1:16:21
Cue!
1:16:29
Hello, good evening,
and welcome to "Blackmail".
1:16:31
To start tonight's program,
we go north to Preston in Lancashire...
1:16:35
and Mrs. Betty Teal.
1:16:38
Hello Mrs. Teal.
Now, Mrs. Teal, this is for $15...
1:16:43
and is to stop us revealing
the name of your lover in Bolton.
1:16:47
So, Mrs. Teal, send us $15
by return of post, please...
1:16:50
and your husband Trevor and your lovely
children Diane. Janice and Juliet...
1:16:54
need never know the name
of your lover in Bolton.