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I'm... I'm reminded tonight of the...
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of the farmer who had
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incestuous relations with both
his daughters simultaneously...
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It's the... It's... It's the...
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It's the... wrong crowd for this joke.
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Although the united States
is a very rich country
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and San Marcos is a very poor one,
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there are a great many things
we have to offer your country
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in return for aid.
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For instance, there are locusts.
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We... We have more locusts than...
Locusts of all races and creeds...
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These locusts, incidentally,
are available at popular prices.
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So, by the way,
are most of the women of San Marcos.
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Now, then, despite
the tiny size of our nation,
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few people realise
that we lead the world in hernias.
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They also fail to realise that before
Columbus discovered your country,
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he stopped in San Marcos
and contracted a disease
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which can today be cured
with one shot of penicillin.
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- It's the same person, all right.
- This all smacks of conspiracy.
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You realise what a communist missile
base in San Marcos would do to us?
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Plus he has a history of subversive acts,
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demonstrations, and peace marches.
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This man is attempting the overthrow
of the united States government.
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All right, let's pick him up...
and throw the book at him.
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We'll make an example of this... hepcat.
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Hi. I hope I'm not being pushy,
but I have always wanted to meet you.
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I... I don't mean to bother you,
but I think that you are terrific.
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Really terrific. Me and my friends have
backed you from the very beginning