:11:00
Man to man, Gerald, it's quite possible
I saved a child from pneumonia...
:11:03
or forestalled a bad case of mastoiditis.
:11:06
It's less serious than it used to be,
mastoiditis, antibiotics and all.
:11:09
Remember the summer
we had to stop you from diving, Gerald?
:11:12
What the doctor decided was
that your head was too narrow.
:11:14
Your mother's head was too narrow.
:11:16
Your eustachian tube
wasn't draining properly.
:11:18
The ordinary person
gets water up his eustachian tube...
:11:21
drains right out again, slick as a whistle.
:11:23
Yours, the water kept getting stuck up there.
:11:25
Thing would pinch right in the middle,
form like one of those egg timers.
:11:29
We'll have to keep an eye on Duncan
in case he's inherited the same anomaly.
:11:32
Pop, I believe you met Mrs. Fisher.
:11:34
Oh, yes.
:11:35
This is Miss Roberts.
Miss Roberts is with the parks department.
:11:39
My pleasure.
:11:40
You ladies care for some coffee,
maybe something stronger?
:11:43
Gerald, I don't think
your father understands.
:11:45
- Let's not get excited.
- May I moderate this?
:11:46
Won't you all sit down?
:11:48
As you know, Mr. Kotcher,
we have a few rules in the parks.
:11:51
Gambling, intoxicating liquor,
lewd behavior.
:11:54
People who can't behave themselves
in the park shouldn't be in there.
:11:57
Now, Mrs. Fisher has made
a complaint against you.
:11:59
My job is to find out what ensued
between you and her daughter Gabrielle.
:12:04
I told you what ensued,
and I have two witnesses.
:12:06
He won't leave the kids alone.
He can't keep his hands off them.
:12:09
- He touched her indecently.
- He touched her where?
:12:13
- Behind.
- Pop, is this right?
:12:15
The more I think about it, the more I know
I've overstressed mastoiditis.
:12:20
It's true the child was suffering a chill
when I approached her...
:12:23
but now I'm inclined
more towards psychogenic shock.
:12:26
Just try and get
a straight answer out of him.
:12:29
Pop, if you did such a thing,
it's inexcusable. Tell the truth.
:12:32
Fella I was talking to the other day,
didn't catch his name...
:12:35
he thought the whole thing started
with John McGraw.
:12:37
It might have been Casey Stengel,
or maybe old Knute Rockne.
:12:41
That's what he does.
:12:42
What's Casey Stengel
got to do with anything?
:12:44
I'm trying to tell you, Gerald.
:12:46
I get it all day long. Ask a question,
he goes off on some tangent.
:12:49
When you did something great,
home run, or touchdown, or whatever...
:12:52
the other players shook your hand,
patted you on the back...
:12:56
for congratulations. Or when the coach
sent a new player into the game.