:11:00
Do you know how I wake up every morning
of my life? With a smile on my face.
:11:05
And for the rest of the day I come up
against an unending series of...
:11:09
of challenges to wipe
that smile off my face.
:11:11
The breather calls. Ex-boyfriends
call to tell me they're getting married.
:11:14
Someone tries to break into the
apartment while I'm getting dressed.
:11:17
There's a drunk asleep
in the elevator.
:11:19
Three minutes after I'm out
in the street, my camel coat turns brown.
:11:22
The subway stalls. A man standing next
to me presses his body against mine.
:11:26
The up elevator jams.
:11:28
Rumors start buzzing around the office
that we're about to be automated.
:11:31
The down elevator jams.
:11:33
The air on Lexington Avenue is... is purple.
And all the taxis are off duty.
:11:36
A man on the bus tries to pick me up.
Another man follows me home.
:11:40
I walk in the door, and the breather's
on the phone.
:11:43
Isn't that enough to wipe the smile
off anybody's face?
:11:46
Well, it doesn't wipe it off mine.
:11:48
Because for every bad thing,
there are two... No, four good things.
:11:53
There are... There are friends
and a wonderful job...
:11:56
and tennis,
traveling and skiing...
:12:00
staying up all night
to watch the sun rise...
:12:02
flying your own airplane,
horseback riding.
:12:06
Alfred, I think
I'm falling in love with you.
:12:10
I said, "I think
I'm falling in love with you."
:12:13
Alfred, are you
falling in love with me?
:12:16
I don't know what love is!
:12:26
- Do you think I'm aggressive?
- I don't mind.
:12:29
- Do you think I'm too aggressive?
- I like it.
:12:33
Somebody has to be aggressive.
:12:37
- Do you like me?
- I think you're terrific.
:12:40
- Are you attracted to me?
- Come on, Patsy.
:12:43
Do you want to
make love to me?
:12:45
- Hey, you're pretty aggressive.
- [Groans]
:12:47
Your life is in my hands.
:12:50
- [Chuckles]
- I trust you.
:12:53
Oh, Alfred, do you really?
:12:55
- I nearly trust you.
- "Nearly"?
:12:58
I nearly do.
I really nearly do.